Pet Peeves

Quite a lot of things annoy me. Silly things. Things that probably aren’t that annoying to other people. But to me, these things are not ok. Ever.

People who walk at the pace of a snail. I exclude old people from this because I’m not THAT much of an arsehole but people who walk in the middle of the pavement ridiculously slowly really wind me up. If you want a leisurely stroll please do it at the side of the pavement so I can at least get past. I think we should have lanes; slow walkers in one lane, fast walkers in the other. And if you’re going to stop, pull over. Don’t stop in the middle of the walkway and expect others to walk around you. You might be having a wonderful time admiring the sights or talking on the phone but I have shit to do.

The sound of people eating or slurping a drink. This is truly horrendous. I cannot bare the sound of other people chewing their food, slurping or even breathing. Noisy eating really gets to me. If you’re going to do that shit, go away. Misophonia

People who are rude to shop assistants and waiters. Is it really their fault that your steak isn’t cooked exactly how you like it? Is it really their fault that they haven’t got a top in your size? Is it really their fault that you’re a snob?

Drivers who don’t indicate. Unfortunately I don’t possess any psychic ability therefore making me unable to tell where you’re going without you telling me. It’s not hard, really it’s not.

People who are mean to animals. If you’re mean to animals I think you’re an arsehole and have no time for you. Goodbye.

When people stand behind you and read what you’re doing. Whether this be looking at your phone, computer screen or book. If I wanted you to see what I’m doing, I’d show you.

Fussy eaters. Included in this are the parents of fussy children. Why let your children be fussy? There are people in this world who have no food.

People who don’t cover their mouths when they cough. Ew.

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  1. Sophie Howard (@SBookBeautyBlog)
    January 28, 2016 / 12:56 pm

    I loved this post!
    I have the same peeves as you, especially slow walkers, rude people and animal harmers. I used to work in retail so I know how extremely rude people can be. There’s just no need for it!

    Sophie x
    http://www.booksandbeauty.co.uk

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